-Wayne, Michigan
Archeologists uncovered a cave painting that appears to depict the Detroit Lions defeating the Cleveland Browns for the NFL Championship.
Doctor Jorge Ekblom, chief scientist, believes them to be genuine. “We've done some carbon dating testing and I know it seems pretty far fetched for them (Lions and Browns) to even be in a championship but these appear pretty authentic.”
Ekblom estimated the cave art could be almost 50 years old. “Since there were no NFL Films in the 1950’s, we have no real historic record of anything that happened in that era, that’s why this discovery is so important. With NFL Films the common belief is that the Denver Broncos were the most important team in NFL history, this shows there were actually pro-football games prior to that!”
Dr. Ekblom went on to explain that it was a simpler time back then, tribes along the Detroit River, spent their days hunting and gathering at the Ford plant and had no modern devices for recording such events. “Even way back then they watched football and drank what appears to be a hops based beverage.”
Ekblom added, “We may need to rewrite the NFL history books and as a life long Michigander I can finally talk shit to all the Green Bay assholes that live around here.”
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