Great story on Pete Carroll! READ IT
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
Scientific Sports: Greatest Super-Soldier Baseball Team of All Time!
Got the list from www.thebiglead.com:
It's like having Captain America at every position!
Andy Pettite
"Roger Clemens
Barry Bonds
Bobby Estalella
Jason Giambi
Miguel Tejada
Eric Gagne
Jeremy Giambi
Benito Santiago
Gary Sheffield
Randy Velarde
Lenny Dykstra
Jay Gibbons
Troy Glaus
Denny Neagle
Ron Villone
Ryan Franklin
Mike Stanton
Paul Lo Duca
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Matt Herges
Chris Donnels
Todd Pratt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing
Larry Bigbie
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust (poor guy!)
Paul Lo Duca
Kent Mercker
Rick Ankiel
Tim Laker
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Jose Canseco
Chuck Knoblauch
Gregg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangelo
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Paul Byrd
Jose Guillen
Jason Grimsley
John Rocker
Gary Matthews Jr.
Matt Williams"
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Wow, I'd put that team up (full hgh/roid era) against any team!
But then again I'm a scientist.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Whitlocks a Weed Pussy
I normally love Jason Whitlock, sorry to see he's such a big pussy about weed. I mean the dude didn't even smoke it in front of him.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Gay Cowboys
"That cowboy shit is strictly for fags."
Ratso Rizzo
Midnight Cowboy
I don't think cowboys are as gay as they looked. Sure there were plenty of gay cowboys. Many I'm sure signed up just for the outfits. But homosexuality was not as nearly as rampant when one considers all that horseback riding coupled with how cowboys washed. Or rather, didn't wash.
These are men that had to bathe before whores would have at 'em. And these are those scary cowboy whores. You ever check these ladeez out
Belle Starr the "Greatest Whore in the West" looked like Jaime Farr. Now. Not when he was on Mash. How he looks now. Would you take a bath just to fuck Jaime Farr? I know I wouldn't.
Factoring this one must assume that most cowboy "gayness" was confined to dares and lost wagers. Most of these "sex acts" were endurance contests i.e.: how long can you keep things in your mouth, etc.
Ponder the nether regions of a man who spends his days on a horse in
the hot sun. Yikes. The smell must have been blinding. The potent brew of layers of dried nut sweat, and ass grease, and horse. It was like a curry. A concoction funkier than the Ohio brothers shit house. Tex ain't the only thing tall in the saddle.
Not exactly the kind of guys that went for show tunes.
"Reno if yer gonna wear chaps you gotta wear pants. Think about it all we do is ride, eat beans, ride, eat beans, ride. Jeezus Reno, cover up I don't know why I even have to tell you this. We're Cowboys there's a code. It's an extension of the social contract. Pants aren't for you.
Pants are for other people. Let me put it this way Old Paint is peeling.
Mexico called about the smell."
Red Foxx was right. "You gotta wash your ass".
Now please excuse me I have to go jack off to Tim McGraw.
Ratso Rizzo
Midnight Cowboy
I don't think cowboys are as gay as they looked. Sure there were plenty of gay cowboys. Many I'm sure signed up just for the outfits. But homosexuality was not as nearly as rampant when one considers all that horseback riding coupled with how cowboys washed. Or rather, didn't wash.
These are men that had to bathe before whores would have at 'em. And these are those scary cowboy whores. You ever check these ladeez out
Belle Starr the "Greatest Whore in the West" looked like Jaime Farr. Now. Not when he was on Mash. How he looks now. Would you take a bath just to fuck Jaime Farr? I know I wouldn't.
Factoring this one must assume that most cowboy "gayness" was confined to dares and lost wagers. Most of these "sex acts" were endurance contests i.e.: how long can you keep things in your mouth, etc.
Ponder the nether regions of a man who spends his days on a horse in
the hot sun. Yikes. The smell must have been blinding. The potent brew of layers of dried nut sweat, and ass grease, and horse. It was like a curry. A concoction funkier than the Ohio brothers shit house. Tex ain't the only thing tall in the saddle.
Not exactly the kind of guys that went for show tunes.
"Reno if yer gonna wear chaps you gotta wear pants. Think about it all we do is ride, eat beans, ride, eat beans, ride. Jeezus Reno, cover up I don't know why I even have to tell you this. We're Cowboys there's a code. It's an extension of the social contract. Pants aren't for you.
Pants are for other people. Let me put it this way Old Paint is peeling.
Mexico called about the smell."
Red Foxx was right. "You gotta wash your ass".
Now please excuse me I have to go jack off to Tim McGraw.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Countdown - Head Coaches Who Give Great Head #1
John Madden
Big jowls, floppy, slobbering, spittle covered lips, let's face it here's a head designed for guzzling cum. Getting blown by Madden is like sticking your dick in a bucket of warm wanting pork knuckles.He's so good at swallowing cock he can suck the hardened life back into Pat Summerall's whithered, whiskey filled prick. He's the guy that invented the all Madden team not to designate who the best players are, but to recognize who gets the most "dirt" on their uniform. Madden gets a bump to number one due to the fact while he's blowing horn, he ain't talking.
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