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Wednesday, December 12, 2007
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Webster defines gay as joyous and lively; merry, happy, lighthearted. And that's what we're attempting to do here at Sports Are Gay celebrate the joyous and lively, merry, happy and lighthearted side of sport. In short celebrate the gayness of sport. And if that involves a little mano o mano contact, sweet. If we risk being a little immature and offensive, so be it. You don't think sports are gay? Public sports were invented by the Greeks the same people that gave us the theatre, the Socratic method, and ass fucking. Hell the Olympics were nude in those days .
Gayness in sport has long been repressed. Mostly so coaches of smooth young boys can walk freely through the showers without arrousing suspicions. And to sublimate all that brilliant youthful energy, that'd otherwise be wasted on circle jerks and late night games of spin the bottle. Then channel it for the big game against Coon Rapids. Go Beavers!
Sports today are as gay as a pool party at Merv Griffin's house. Don't believe me? Check out professional wrestling. Which to our way of thinking is no more than gay porn for kids. We're not saying that kids should be watching gay porn, but if they're going to why not make it professional wrestling.
So come celebrate with us the gayness of sport. We promise to be more than the usual dick smoking and buttfucking that is associated with professional sports. We promise, because after all we at Sports Are Gay know who the real cocksuckers are.
Gayness in sport has long been repressed. Mostly so coaches of smooth young boys can walk freely through the showers without arrousing suspicions. And to sublimate all that brilliant youthful energy, that'd otherwise be wasted on circle jerks and late night games of spin the bottle. Then channel it for the big game against Coon Rapids. Go Beavers!
Sports today are as gay as a pool party at Merv Griffin's house. Don't believe me? Check out professional wrestling. Which to our way of thinking is no more than gay porn for kids. We're not saying that kids should be watching gay porn, but if they're going to why not make it professional wrestling.
So come celebrate with us the gayness of sport. We promise to be more than the usual dick smoking and buttfucking that is associated with professional sports. We promise, because after all we at Sports Are Gay know who the real cocksuckers are.
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